A Girl...

A girl is special.

If you praise her, she thinks you're lying.
If you don't, you're good for nothing.
If she talks, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman;
If you don't, you're not a man.
If you agree to all her likes, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're not understanding.
So simple yet so complicated.
So weird yet so beautiful.
That's a girl.